German Nazi Vet: "D-Day? France Preferred Us To The U.S. Even Then"

Article (The Daily Telegraph, England)

This story is a mess! We believe it though, because it sounds way too French. Let us get this straight: Nazi Germany invades France. France surrenders on a dime, while the Fuhrer shells bombs left and right as refugees flee. The Nazis occupy over 60% of France's land. France whines about its occupation, and begs folks to rescue it. America is minding its own business while the Europeans self-destruct, but decides to help rescue France from fascists (since France did help us defeat the British in the American Revolution). After liberation, we help France rebuild itself. Our thank you are French whines about American soldiers and bombers? Excuse us, wouldn't y'all be speaking German right now but for us? Let's not forget that the 761st Tank Battalion - an all-black unit - helped liberate these ingrates, even before we had our own freedoms. Oh, we forgot. The French always bends over to whomever it appeases, and was a very willing associate in turning over Jews to the Nazi ovens. That's why nobody trusts it to be a part of NATO's military force now. Why in hell do we call this country an ally, when it's our enemy?