Kevin Jackson says that President Barack Obama provides a wealth of material for comedians to use, if they move beyond their hero worship. The black conservative Republican blogger opines: "It has been said that because Obama was elected, the Left has no comedic fodder, as they did with Bush. I think this is a complete crock of crap. I think the Lefties are just afraid to address the obvious racial humor that comes with our first black president. That's how Leftist Democrat racists deal with things. When you consider for example that China recently 'cut up America's credit card', one would think comedians would have pounced all over this? The fact that a black president is the reason America's credit is now in the toilet has all kinds of funny implications. The Black Sphere News – Breaking News, May 6 WASHINGTON - 'With the recent confiscation of America's credit card by the Chinese, we have proof that Obama is indeed more black than white.' Pre-Messiah, the US had 45 countries buying our T-bills. That number is down to 16 in less than 100 days. At this rate, Obama will have to ask his mother-in-law to co-sign for his Blackberry service. God forbid Obama has to use his daughters' credit to apply to get the electricity reconnected in the White House. A blackout in the White House."
He continues: "Recall that Obama actually said that Austrians speak…Austrian! Where was Joe Biden when Obama needed him as a wingman to say something even more stupid than Obama's comment? How many languages could we have invented on this Obama gaff[e]?....Obama the narcissist is dying his hair. And it's been just over 100 days. What about all the metrosexual jabs people could take at Mr B-Cup? My bet is he is getting his eyebrows waxed, facials—and of course colonics—likely administered by Rahm Emanuel. Speaking of narcissism, what about Obama's need to pre-empt American Idol to hold his 'nothing new here' conferences....Obama was going to adopt a pound pup, but ended up getting a Portuguese water dog…a gift from 'a Kennedy.' Asked for comment, Obama said, 'It was only fitting that I get a water dog, to join me when I walk on water.' And they named the dog 'Bo.' Please comics, where are you, chickenheads?!....Do we even need to discuss Obama's need for a teleprompter?"
Obama Provides Comic Relief
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Don't hold your breath for the humorless left to see humor on their side - what they did to Bush was not humor, but slander, since they built up the canard that he was stupid (although he had a better college record than the genius Gore) and then ridiculed the straw man - this was not humor, but slease.
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