"Wewe kujua sheria: iwe safi, kuitunza kiraia, lakini vinginevyo kujadili nini unataka kujadili. Kama wewe vibaya sheria, Shay atakulipisha." This statement is roughly what Kenyan model Jared Okeyo would probably say in his native Swahili to mean: "Y'all know the drill. Keep it clean, keep it civil, but otherwise discuss what you want to discuss. Break the rules, and Shay will do the swoopdown."
Ladies (and some of you gentlemen)....you can thank center-right blogger Sandra Rose for bringing Mr. Okeyo — who has modeled for Macy's and Abercrombie & Fitch — to my attention.